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Sure, we can have ancient conspiracies, genetic memory, and precursor societies, but a female protagonist?! THAT ISN’T HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
(FYI they’re all public posts on a public status.)
oh look we need to input another kitchen joke!!! HURR HURR I’M SO FUNNI1111
the comments there are only making my headache worse holy SHIT.

KITCHEN JOKES ARE FUNNY RIGHT GUYS!? RIGHT!? YEAH, YEAH SOUNDS GOOD!
Kitchen jokes, stereotypes, and Steven Anbro has no fucking idea what he’s talking about because most of the AC fandom I’ve encountered is FEMALE.
90% ? He must not have gone out a lot.
Assholes. INSULT ALL THE WOMEN, BECUZ I R KEWL
lauhging so hard jesus chriatst dfghkjhspoirhg sdjkhgjkdhfg
“probably 90% or more of AC players are guys.”
lmfao
planning all of their deaths lol txt it
“probably 90 are more of AC players are guys”
*points to ezio’s infinite fangirls*
Oh wait I have a gif for the boys

I have no means to play videogames, and when I see shit like this it makes me kind of okay with that.
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misket reblogged this from heybabysosad and added:
I’m just trying to work out if Isiah Torres is a complete idiot or if he’s just being sarcastic.
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quadrille reblogged this from indigomuffins and added:
what is this even. I think the studio’s decision is fine enough (I’d rather wait for a new female character in the...
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thelightofthewest reblogged this from suashi and added:
Classy…
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kya-games reblogged this from suashi and added:
well. I’m no extreme feminist...I kinda like the male assassins :) Just cos you’re
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summerstarkiss reblogged this from nikinapalm and added:
As a male gamer…I actually would’ve preferred a female as the new main character in Assassin’s Creed III. It would’ve...
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amazonpowerhouse reblogged this from nikinapalm and added:
^^ Reblogging for smart, funny people up above. ^^
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You know what would be two really useful talents to have right now? Teleporting and the ability to projectile vomit...
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shitmygfsayswhengaming reblogged this from thegamingmuse and added:
I guess some guys would freak out if they’d have to play a female character. Do they expect Desmond to go all crazy if...
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flashedmem reblogged this from seriousunibrow and added:
Ah. Here it is. Fucking FUCKS
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runawaydragons reblogged this from saving-for-a-firebolt and added:
Such a lot of bullshit! Women played huge roles during the revolutionary war! How about Abigail Adams, Nancy Hart, Mary...
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gamedebates reblogged this from renegadefound and added:
As the comment above shows (there are many more, just...around the internet for yourself),...
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anna-wa reblogged this from babbleghoul and added:
None of these boys are ever getting gfs.
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saving-for-a-firebolt reblogged this from theubergrump and added:
How does this make any sense? This doesn’t make any sense at all! The Assassins are about freedom, equality, and the...
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theubergrump reblogged this from ouyangdan and added:
“I don’t know how it will play out for Desmond if his ancestor is a woman” I’m not sure how to break this to you but...
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mintparfait reblogged this from shinimegami and added:
Yeah… let’s jump over all the debate possibilities in this case and trow a kitchen joke… Stay classy guys. Also, 90%?...
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flatlanderwoman reblogged this from thegamingmuse and added:
Remember that wall of text I wrote about this very thing? Yeah, proving my point completely, thanks guys.
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thegamingmuse reblogged this from zyrenskistudios and added:
I wanna know where the ‘ninety percent of players are men’ guy got his statistics, ‘cause that smells like bullshit.
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cysgod reblogged this from madsabroo and added:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
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butt-stalli0n reblogged this from cabinfeverkitty and added:
I don’t know why they are complaining, if I was a guy I would proberbly love to spend the entire game staring at a fit...
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zyrenskistudios reblogged this from vanessasketch and added:
Just because it was a ‘man’s world’ didn’t mean that women had little say in anything. John Adams’ wife, Abigail, was a...
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carnivalclown reblogged this from toudou and added:
Aren’t we a smart and open society nowadays
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…weeeeelp
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Ever wonder why Altaïr or Ezio made brilliant assassins? They respected every one they met, be it male nor female. No...
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