1. hey is anybody on right now and wanna chat??? I need help with some ~grown up stuff~ aka getting a credit card which i might do for photography equipment 

  2. deliciouslycheesy:

hannibalhotstuff:

this looks like a weird CD cover for a boy band

    deliciouslycheesy:

    hannibalhotstuff:

    this looks like a weird CD cover for a boy band

    image

    image

  3. within-the-seahorses-belly:

    Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and justimage

    image

    • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
    • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
  4. quiet000001:

Wait. Is this someone walking an otter? And the otter is… shopping?

    quiet000001:

    Wait. Is this someone walking an otter? And the otter is… shopping?

  5. malkatz:

    i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’

    like

    yes

    that’s exactly what they are

    they are for mental illness

    mental


    if i had a kidney-related illness, i would hope to have kidney-altering drugs on the market

  6. elevenwishes:

    PSA!!!

  7. drunktrophywife:

    If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

  8. kinkyspaceprincess:

biryani-barbie:

dorowhat:

lesbianese:

kinkyspaceprincess:

Pole dancing lsp

THE HOTTEST ONE

that dress!!! 
everything about this cosplay is giving me life

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP THIS IS PERFECT

Sorry can’t hear you over 15k notes

    kinkyspaceprincess:

    biryani-barbie:

    dorowhat:

    lesbianese:

    kinkyspaceprincess:

    Pole dancing lsp

    THE HOTTEST ONE

    that dress!!! 

    everything about this cosplay is giving me life

    SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP THIS IS PERFECT

    Sorry can’t hear you over 15k notes
  9. basedgosh:

    when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
    image

  10. high-blogging:

tragically beautiful

“they didn’t engrave his fedora on the headstone? wtf” - jake. a dude who gets it

    high-blogging:

    tragically beautiful

    “they didn’t engrave his fedora on the headstone? wtf” - jake. a dude who gets it

  11. I feel like my complaints about my job are pretty legitimate like the things that annoy me or straight up piss me off about teavana are pretty worth being pissed about even if they’re becoming standard in retail 

    but at the same time I definitely can’t say that they don’t spoil their employees from time to time like I have NEVER heard of. we get awesome stuff for christmas, contests, etc. like legitimately hundreds (possibly thousands??) of dollars worth of stuff per store if we win. I seriously doubt that many other retail company spends as much on it’s employees as teavana does.

    retail in general is just asinine and brutal but i’d rather work for a company where i know the shit I’m selling is good and I can get awesome things eventually if I work hard than just work hard and get jack shit. since I’m going to be overworked and disgustingly underpaid in either scenario 

About me

Hi I'm Chelsea Raine, I'm 21 and I'm the tea lady. I lost my hand. Christmas day. In a swordfight.

how my friends describe me: "omg shut up you can grow plants in it its good for you"

emergency laughs/awws

things I say (and also some pictures of animals that describe me)

there is triggering content on this blog. I talk about rape/rape culture a LOT. I occasionally reblog stuff about domestic abuse, self harm, eating disorders, animal abuse, etc. I usually tag them with "tw: [content]" but not always. heads up.

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